scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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