Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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