You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
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The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
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I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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