THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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