Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
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