What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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