She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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