No stitches, just platelets and will power
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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