FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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