sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
We need a shit load of segways right now
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
