and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
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the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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