ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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