I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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