He kissed a someone with a penis
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
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The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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