in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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