This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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