Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
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