i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Randomize
