Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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