Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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