How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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