Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
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You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
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Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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