I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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