you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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