therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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