For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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