I need to stop coming to work sober
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
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Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
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Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize