p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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