So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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