i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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