Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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