she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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