she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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