I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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