I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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