For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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I need you to use more vowels.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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