he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I enjoy the company of your penis
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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