im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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