Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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