halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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