YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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