Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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