who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
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Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
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I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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