There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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