I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
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I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Just high enough for therapy.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
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Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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