Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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