My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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