No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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