Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
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they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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