is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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