I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
this will be a night to untag.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
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The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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