walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
What happened?
New Orleans
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