Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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