I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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